mermaid butt

[last night as leaving bath...]

[Daddy wrapped Zoe in a towel and she was kicking her feet]

Z: look, I have a mermaid tail for swimming. And a mermaid butt for sitting on rocks

[Last night as Daddy was putting Zoë's pajama's on...]

Z: Daddy I am doing my wiggle dance. Do it with me.

D: How does the wiggle dance go?

Z: Stick out your butt like this. Wiggle back and forth. Now look at it.

D: Do I look at mine or yours?

Z: Mine!

Z: [Turns turns around, points at Daddy, jumps up and down and starts yelling]

You are a bum looker! You are a bum looker!